Stupid drum-related puns and jokes

Jokes/Puns I'm proud of:

What do you call two diddles? A paradiddle.

What kind of dog plays the drums? A woofer.

What's the first thing a basketballer would do behind a drum kit? Make a rim shot.

How do you get a drummer to drink their milk? More cowbell!

Save a drum, bang a drummer.   (I actually didn't make this one up, sadly...

 What dwarfish creature is the guardian the underground subway? A metrognome.

Speaking of subways, what kind of bus would a cymbal be? A ride cymbal.

Most people don't stick around for bad puns and jokes. But that's okay, at least I didn't skip a beat! I just took my groove and rolled with it! As long as I'm sitting on this throne, I'm queen!

_{Can ya dig the cymbalism?}       
 

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Stupid jokes/puns:

Anyone can a drummer as long as you have a strong accent.

Did you also know every drummer has a bike? They love their fast pedals. Sorry, I couldn't tell whether that was punchline or a bassline. 

Anyway, it helps if your name is Tom. Or a Ghost. Or maybe you just need a hat that reaches really high.

What do you call a drummer after they've warmed up? Gong (cough gone.)

There is a sci-fi show with two drummers called the "X-fills" (I don't expect anyone to get this unless they've heard of Jared Falk x'D)

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Did of these any ensnare you?